one of my favorite quotes
people who think it’s funny to disrespect teachers really upset me
teachers who think it’s funny to disrespect students really upset me.
humans who think it’s funny to disrespect humans really upsets me.
Humans upset me
if they dont play ‘year 3000’ at least once on the new year’s of 3000 i will literally rise out of my grave and set everyone on fire
but they’ll live underwater
petition for vampire weekend, the 1975, and fall out boy to do a song together called ‘even we don’t know what the fuck we’re saying’
my milkshakes bring all the boys are the yard and they’re like “your friend is hot”
"oh my god it’s finally empty."
"THE BED IS FINALLY MINE!! YOU FOOLS ABANDONED THE MOST COMFORTABL-FUCK"
Bunny falls asleep
bun didn’t actually fall asleep!! bunnies flop over like this when they feel safe and comfortable in their environment. they rarely stretch out and lay down because they’re prey animals, so when ur bun does completely lays on their side or their back, it means they feel 10000% safe around you